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• The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition. -- Nick Seitz
• Eat cereal for breakfast and write good prose. -- Raymond Carve
• A high-fiber breakfast is very important. Always eat your cereal before it shrinks.
  -- Mark Russell...
• A mother first realises the meaning of the "Spitting Image" when she feeds her baby cereal for breakfast!
• You are getting old if you can remember when you could tell what was in the breakfast cereal by the taste of it!
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....
• Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox...
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers".
  They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie there and go bang, bang, bang....