Silly Sally Was Baby Sitting. But Silly Sally Was Getting Bored.

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Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored. Thinking
a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage. Silly Sally pushed the
carriage and pushed the carriage up this hill and down that one. She pushed
the carriage up the highest hill in town, and ALL OF A SUDDEN! It slipped out
of her hands (OH! NO!) and it was headed at high speed for the busiest
intersection in town. BUT!

Silly Sally just laughed and la.....ug.......h....e....d...........
BECAUSE! SHE KNEW THERE WAS A STOP SIGN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL!

Silly Sally was playing in the garage. And she was being disobedient.
She was playing with matches... AND... She burned down the garage.
(OHHHHHH) Silly Sally's mother said, "Silly Sally! You have been naughty!
And when your father gets home, you are going to get a good licking!" BUT!

Silly Sally just laughed and la.....ug.......h....e....d...........
BECAUSE! SHE KNEW HER FATHER WAS IN THE GARAGE WHEN SHE BURNED IT DOWN!