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• My Uncle Pat, he reads the death column every morning in the paper.
  And he can't understand how people always die in alphabetical order. -- Hal Roach...
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
• How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
• Although it is a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out, sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do with their lives I think it is almost a consolation.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• DICTIONARY A book, generally in alphabetical order, which lists the definitions of a number of words.
  It is often postulated that persons who are unfamiliar with the spellings of words should refer to dictionaries....
• If I die, Baldrick, d'you think people would remember me?
  ...Yeah, of course they would. People would always be slapping each other on the shoulders and laughing and saying, 'Do you remember old Privy-Breath?...
• There it was, hidden in alphabetical order. -- Rita Hol