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• Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
• Life is wonderful, but of course a few people do die.
  I've noticed how thoughtful they are - they manage to die in alphabetical order....
• ASCIIbetical order: /as'kee-be'-t*-kl or'dr/ adj.,n.
  Used to indicate that data is sorted in ASCII collated order rather than alphabetical order....
• My Uncle Pat, he reads the death column every morning in the paper.
  And he can't understand how people always die in alphabetical order. -- Hal Roach...
• ASCIIbetical order /as'kee-be'-t*-kl or'dr/ adj.,n.
  Used to indicate that data is sorted in ASCII collated order rather than alphabetical order....
• Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant.
  We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical orde...
• INDEX: Alphabetical list of words of no possible interest where an alphabetical list of subjects with references ought to be.
• DICTIONARY A book, generally in alphabetical order, which lists the definitions of a number of words.
  It is often postulated that persons who are unfamiliar with the spellings of words should refer to dictionaries....
• Entirely too much time is being spent in the washrooms.
  In the future, you will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order....