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  [removes "open eye" glasses from snoring, drooling Homer] [judge bangs her gavel] Home...
• Gavel doesn't quite hit the bench.
• Simon says, "Give me ALL your taglines!
• Free the Indianapolis 500!
• Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us with some.
  ..[checks watch] six hours to live. So, let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky!...
• Let me get this straight: The less I hit the ball, the better I am doing .
  .. Then why do it at all? -- Johnny Hart ("BC")...
• Just give me the straight gnus.
• Never get too serious in life, because after serious, the next step is being dull, and after that it is a short step to boring.
• Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. -- Voltaire