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• Bill: Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?
  Krusty: Oh, I thought the Generals were due! [TV shows a Globetrotter spinning the ball as Generals watch] He's spinning the ball on his finger!...
• Pillage: To Plunder a pharmacy. -- Johnny Hart ("BC")
• I let the media do my thinking for me, therefore I am.
• Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
  You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• Homer: Bart, I want you to shake hands with -- what's your name, fella?
  Roscoe: Roscoe. Homer: Roscoe here runs this mill....
• Baker's Dozen: Twelve of today's doughnuts and one of yesterday's. -- Johnny Hart ("BC")
• Locomotive: An insane reason to commit a crime. -- Johnny Hart ("BC")
• Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity.
  It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation....