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• Just keep feeding me the straight lines, guys.
• Just give me the coffee, and no one will get hurt.
• I just had an emotional breakdown. Wanna give me a lift?
• Just give me what the Dr.ordered..OHHOOO Dr Pepper..
• Give me chastity and continence, but not just now. -- St. Augustine
• Customer in a hurry at a garage: Don't bother with the petrol, just give me the stamps.
• Let me get this straight: The networks won't give gavel-to-gavel coverage of political conventions because they're too dull
  but fight for the privilege of broadcasting all laps of the Indianapolis 500? -- Roger Simo...
• My father taught me three things: 1: Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
  2: Never try to draw to an inside straight. 3: Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name....