Apu: Excuse Me, Your Honor? I'd Like To Bring Something To The Court's Attention.

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Apu: Excuse me, Your Honor? I'd like to bring something to the
court's attention.
[removes "open eye" glasses from snoring, drooling Homer]
[judge bangs her gavel]
Homer: [waking up] Hmm? Huh? What?!
Judge: Give those glasses to the bailiff.
Homer: [crafty] All right.
[does so, dons a "half-open eyes" pair]
Judge: And those.
Homer: [moaning] Oh.
-- He should have waited a bit,
"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"