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• Jerry Falwell is haunted by the fear that someone, somewhere, is sending money to Jimmy Swaggart.
• Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. -- H. L. Mencke
• Puritanism -- the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
  -- H.L. Mencken, "A Book of Burlesque...
• Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
• People ought to leave Jimmy Swaggart alone. On the other hand, Jimmy Swaggart ought to leave people alone.
  Or something like that......
• Jimmy Swaggart was considering cremation, but God spoke to him and he no longer entertains this idea.
  God told him, "I'll take care of that when you get here....
• God told me it's none of your business. -- Jimmy Swagga
• Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker are haunted by fear, and it has not limits.
• If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.
  -- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88...