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• You really want to talk to Tammy Faye Bakker? Dial 1-800-MAS CARA.
• Jim and Tammy Bakker are the only people I know who are a disgrace to their underwear.
• I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain' -- Tammy Faye Bakke
• It's not nice to fool Mother Nature, and it doesn't look too good, either.
  Have you seen Tammy Faye Bakker recently?...
• Tammy Faye Bakker uses gun powder on her face. At least, it looks shot!
• Tammy Faye Bakker has come back on television to appeal for more money so that she can appear on more stations to appeal for more money so that she can appear on more stations to appeal for more money to appear on more stations.
  The real sorry part of this is that people are sending her money!...
• Jim and Tammy Bakker are back on television, which proves that there was a much larger market for the Edsel than anyone thought there might be.
  .....
• Suspicions confirmed: Jerry Falwell did NOT send a valentine card to Jim and Tammy Bakker.
• As pure as Jim Bakker himself.