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• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Steven Wrigh
• I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -- Steven Wrigh
• My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain.
  When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I hate to think about the past. It just brings back so many memories! -- Steven Wrigh
• Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
  I think I've forgotten this before. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): -- Steven Wrigh