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  I said, "I believe ya can, Maynard, I've seen ya do a lot of wild things....
• A five-year-old kid raised his hand at school. The teacher declined to let him leave the room.
  Five minutes later she reversed herself. She said, "All right, Sonny, you may go now....
• The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
  So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....
• I said to my old husband, "I'm gonna take you out into the country for a picnic.
  Do you like the country?" He said, "Sure I do. When I was a little boy, I used to live in the country....
• A horrible little boy came up to me and said, `You know in your book The Martian Chronicles?
  ' I said, `Yes?' He said, `You know where you talk about Deimos rising in the East?...
• If anything I have said offends you, well that's just too bad. :)
• Not long ago, there was a little Cajun boy that brought himself in the house.
  And like all little boys, first thing he did, he yell, "Momma!...
• During this past Christmas while I was on a shopping spree in a department store I heard a little five-year-old talking to his mother on the down escalator.
  He said, "Mommy, what do they do when the basement gets full of steps?" -- Hal Linde...
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...