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• Too often people have come to me and said, "If I had just one wish for anything in all the world, I would wish for more user-defined equations in the HP-51820A Waveform Generator Software.
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• I was talking to a businessman, and I said, "Don't you think most men are little boys?
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• Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
  Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial was too crowded....
• Never simply say, "Sorry, we don't have what you are looking for.
  Always say, "Too bad, I just sold the last one yesterday." -- Robert Skole...
• Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
  Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....