Not long ago, there was a little Cajun boy that brought himself in the
house. And like all little boys, first thing he did, he yell, "Momma! Ho,
Momma!" She say, "What it is, you yell like that?" He says, "Poppa done
hung himself out there in the garage." She said, "What you said?" He said,
"Poppa done hung himself in the garage, that what I said." She said, "Did
you cut him down?" He said, "Hell no, he waddn't dead yet."
-- Justin Wilson
house. And like all little boys, first thing he did, he yell, "Momma! Ho,
Momma!" She say, "What it is, you yell like that?" He says, "Poppa done
hung himself out there in the garage." She said, "What you said?" He said,
"Poppa done hung himself in the garage, that what I said." She said, "Did
you cut him down?" He said, "Hell no, he waddn't dead yet."
-- Justin Wilson
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