I was skydiving horizontally.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- Sometimes I...No, I don't.
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Steven... - I bought a portable cable tv.
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Steven... - I can't stop thinking like this.
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Steven... - I had amnesia once or twice.
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Steven... - I had my coathangers spayed.
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Steven... - I invented the cordless extension cord.
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Steven... - I lost a button hole today.
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Steven... - I took a baby shower.
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Steven... - I washed mud, off of mud.
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Steven...
From the same category:
- A couple of lightyears can't part good friends.
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Robin's Law... - If somebody tries to explain something to you, and you still don't understand,
that is not your fault. It is his... - PBS: TV for the humor
impaired... - Gravity increases geometrically with alcohol
consumed... - I'm mentally
OVERDRAWN...
