I Had Amnesia Once Or Twice. -- Steven Wrigh
I had amnesia once or twice.
-- Steven Wright
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before. -- Steven Wrigh...
I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice.
Everything had two shadows. -- Steven Wrigh...
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time." -- Steven Wrigh
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. -- Steven Wrigh
I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -- Steven Wrigh