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• I was in a convenience store. Somebody had blown a hole through every one of the Cheerios.
  It wasn't hard to figure who it was--a cereal killer. -- Tommy Sledge...
• I like the old-time diners with names like Eat. But be careful if they advertise a bottomless cup of coffee.
  You could end up with a scalded crotch. -- Tommy Sledge...
• But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge.
  Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge?...
• But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge.
  Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge?...
• But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge.
  Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge?...
• I am not concerned with pleasure, Commander, I am a warrior.
  "Even Klingons need love now and then." For what we would consider love, sir, I would need a Klingon woman....
• Helicopter pilots do it with autorotation.