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• A Walking across town tonight I looked up and saw a club marquee that said, "Live Nudes.
  I thought: Good choice. -- Tommy Sledge...
• Yesterday I got a ticket just for watching the movie SPEED!
• I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater.
  So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the other day for bringing my own food in....
• You are getting older if you remember going to the movie not because of the movie, but because in the summer the theater was air cooled, and it was the only place like this in the whole town.
• The last time I went to a theater, I saw the movie under the worst possible conditions - the film was running.
  It's one of those few times I really did envy my feet - they were asleep....
• I was in a convenience store. Somebody had blown a hole through every one of the Cheerios.
  It wasn't hard to figure who it was--a cereal killer. -- Tommy Sledge...
• Long experience has taught me that in America, no one goes to the theater to watch a movie unless they are in the final stages of bronchitis.
• My whole life is a movie--it's just that there are no dissolves.
  I have to live every agonizing moment of it--my life needs editing....
• If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
  Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....