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• Yasser Arafat was refused entry into New York because there are no current openings for convenience store managers.
• Flash! Kodak monopolizes convenience store! Film at 7-11
• I'm as serious as a dead convenience store clerk.
• Yesterday a convenience store chain filed Chapter 7-11.
• You may be redneck... if you drive a tractor to the liquor store.
• I'd love to, but... I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
  -- 45 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• he NAACP should have riot rehersal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.
  -- Rush Limbaugh...
• I was in a convenience store. Somebody had blown a hole through every one of the Cheerios.
  It wasn't hard to figure who it was--a cereal killer. -- Tommy Sledge...
• He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
  -- Apu on Homer, "Lisa's Pony...