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• I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas.
• And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat.
• It's my birthday today! Hooray.
• I NEED Kristie Alley's home phone number.
• I'm gifted, but only on my birthday!
• So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
• Am I dying or is is this my birthday?
  --Lady Nancy Witcher Langhorne Astor, member of British parliament, 1879-1964...
• For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• My ex-boyfriend's a cat lover. I sent him a Kzin for his birthday.