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• It was a game of three halves.
• The child who cuts the piece of candy in half doesn't get first choice of the two halves.
• GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes!
  GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?...
• Well, sir, we're two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show.
  .. -- Brent Gunsilman hosts the Super Bowl pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
• One out of every two game show hosts had a severe head injury as a child.
• HALF, n. One of two equal parts into which a thing may be divided, or considered as divided.
  In the fourteenth century a heated discussion arose among theologists and philosophers as to whether Omniscience could part an object into three halve...
• Learn to be wary of Japanese and Norwegians carrying spears.
  Anything that's warm-blooded and swims is fair game to them....
• The traditional two minute warning in games is given so that you can put the food in the microwave and finish cooking it just about the time the game is completed.
• Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves. -- From a Slashdot.org po