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• Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
• Hutz: First some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half-hour.
  Flanders: Agreed. Number two, the jury will be chosen by me....