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• Brent: We've got ourselvs a special guest, actor Troy McClure, whose new sitcom is premiering tonight, coincidentally enough, right after the game!
  Troy: Thanks, Brent. My new show is called `Handle with Care'....
• And now, with his picks for today's games, the man who's right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo!
  -- Brent Gunsilman hosts a football pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Brent: It is the playoffs. It's five below, and there's one loyal fan wearing nothing but a G-string, and the team colors painted on his body!
  [camera shows the fan in question, shivering, teeth chattering] Johnny...
• Rev. Lovejoy: [surveys his congregation, one man and two old ladies] Well, I'm glad &l
  ome> people could resist the lures of the big game....
• One out of every two game show hosts had a severe head injury as a child.
• Homer: Buffalo is going to win. Lisa hates me. [sobs] Ma
  Whatcha got riding on this game? Homer: My daughter....
• Brent: We're live from the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, and Super Bowl XXVI.
  Today, we're going to be seen by people in one hundred and fifty countries, all over the world!...
• Smooth Jimmy Apollo: [explaining his poor prediction] Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
  Homer: Why didn't you say that before!!...
• This is the same guy who lost $50 on the Super Bowl game - $
  25 on the game, and $25 more on the rebroadcast....