One out of every two game show hosts had a severe head injury as a child.
- Well, sir, we're two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show.
.. -- Brent Gunsilman hosts the Super Bowl pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
- The child had every toy his father wanted.
- If he had two ideas in his head, they would fall out with each other. -- Johnso
- Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show.
- And now, with his picks for today's games, the man who's right 52% of
the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo!
-- Brent Gunsilman hosts a football pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
- HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME --
Take a shot every time
-- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!...
- Those who attend professional football games in the future may expect this
Working today's game will be one referee, a head linesman, and two officers from the Narcotics Division....
- How many
talk show hosts
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
- The ultimate game show will be the one
where somebody gets killed at the end.
-- Chuck Barris, creator of "The Gong Show...