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• I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
• Never trust a man who can count to 1,023 on his fingers.
• Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody - you for instance.
• Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
• Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
• A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
• Immortal gods, I crave no pelf; I pray for no man but myself
  Grant I may never prove so fond, To trust man on his oath or bond....
• Never trust a man who praises compassion while pointing a gun at you. -- Eric S. Raymond
• Never trust a man who is Dr. Jekyll to those above him and Mr.
  Hyde to those below him. -- Charles Browe...