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• In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $
  20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years....
• Oral Roberts is sure the end is near, but he has hired two extra people to work on his listeners, to put him into their will!
• FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH PHRASES MEAN
  #1 skilled oral communicator: Mumbles inaudibly when attempting to speak....
• It's hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma. If He didn't, why is it so close to Texas?
• LORD: Let Oral Roberts Die...
• Oral Roberts is not above making God an accomplice in his latest infamous ignobility, the nadir of which always seems to be record breaking.
  Every quasi-successful accomplishment is heralded with copious prayers, incantations and benedictions, not to mention the endless claims for what God does on Oral's television programs....
• Leadership is getting someone else to do what you want him to do because he wants to do it.
  -- Dwight David Eisenhowe...
• If you see God, tell Him I'm looking for Him.
• What do they call "Hee Haw" in Oklahoma? A documentary.