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• It's hard to argue against the right when the right is so right!
• It's hard to argue with someone who knows what he's talking about.
• You've got to pity New Mexico... so far from heaven and so close to Texas.
• Why are you so hard to ignore?
• Why is "dyslexia" so hard to spell?
• It is coming up to March again, and Oral Roberts is looking for someone to hold him hostage.
  God didn't want the job. God punished him for what he did the last time by leaving Oral in Oklahoma....
• Find God?!? Why? Is he missing?
• You know, it takes forever to get out of Texas. And then when you do, you're in Oklahoma.
  -- David Ball, country singer....