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• We are always making God our accomplice, that so we may legalize our own iniquities.
  Every successful massacre is consecrated by a Te Deum, and the clergy have never been wanting in benedictions for any victorious enormity....
• It is coming up to March again, and Oral Roberts is looking for someone to hold him hostage.
  God didn't want the job. God punished him for what he did the last time by leaving Oral in Oklahoma....
• His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god.
  He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam....
• LORD: Let Oral Roberts Die...
• In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $
  20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years....
• Bank on God for a higher rate of interest.
• Oral Roberts is sure the end is near, but he has hired two extra people to work on his listeners, to put him into their will!
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling every day from Oral Roberts!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...