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• You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan -- The great debate
  is it better to be single or married?? -- Kirsten, AGE 10...
• Marge: I can't imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.
  Homer: But it gives me time to think. Marge: Oh. What do you think about?...
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• I think I've got a headache.....
• My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• You think you've got problems," said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, as if he was addressing a newly occupied coffin, "what are you supposed to do if you ARE a manically depressed robot?
  No, don't bother to answer that, I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer....
• Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
  Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers!...