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• You think you've got problems," said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, as if he was addressing a newly occupied coffin, "what are you supposed to do if you ARE a manically depressed robot?
  No, don't bother to answer that, I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer....
• I think you ought to know I'm feeling terribly depressed.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Marvi...
• Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Aurthur De...
• Come on," the robot droned, "I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge.
  Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge....
• The point is...that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad.
  You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later....
• Ha, but my life is but a box of wormgears.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...