Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
Cpl. O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir.
-- M*A*S*H, television program
Cpl. O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir.
-- M*A*S*H, television program
Related:
- Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.
Burns:
Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson... - Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse... - One evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New York, found himself seated at
dinner alongside Mr.
Percival Pollard, the distinguished critic. "Mr. Pollard... - I don't know,
what do you think... - Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
Moe: Yeah. Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one... - Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a... - I watch television because you don't know what it will
do if you leave it in the room alone... - Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a
mass evacuation of the entire plant?
Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's... - Burns: You! That troublemaking girl!
Lisa: My name is Lisa,
Mr. Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter...
