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  -- Lazarus Long...
• Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful or were her eyes so beautiful because she was loved?
  -- Anzia Yezierska...
• Rub her feet. -- Lazarus Long
• I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
  -- Woody Woodbury...
• Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
  Then do it. -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
• FEMINISM IS FOR THE BIRDS AND ANY REAL WOMEN KNOWS THAT.
  WOMEN ARE BORN SUBMISSIVES AND LONG TO BE TREATED AS SUCH....
• She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
• Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long
• Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
  Then do it. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...