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• Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't. -- Lazarus Long
• Maybe Jesus was right when he said that the meek shall inherit the earth -- but they inherit very small plots, about six feet by three.
  -- Lazarus Long...
• Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long
• Budget the luxuries first! Lazarus Long
• For women, "equality is a disaster." -- Lazarus Long
• Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. -- Lazarus Long
• Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.
  -- Damon Runyo...
• Maybe Jesus was right when he said that the meek shall inherit the earth -- but they inherit very small plots, about six feet by three.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• For fainting: rub the person's chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.