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  Then do it. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it! -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei
• You can go wrong by being too skepical as readily as by being too trusting.
  -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
• Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
  Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• You live and learn. Or you don't live long. -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei
• There is no conclusive evidence of life after death.
  But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know....
• If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people. -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...