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• I lost a button hole today. -- Steven Wrigh
• Today I...........No, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I looked up my wife's family tree. Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it.
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked at in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
  -- Poul Anderso...
• Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second. -- Steven Wrigh
• In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
  ..so I never have to go upstairs. -- Steven Wrigh...