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• I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big.
  Some people must be really tired. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska.
  Now Santa Claus is missing. -- Steven Wrigh...
• How young can you die of old age?" -- Steven Wrigh
• My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
  Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. -- Steven Wrigh...
• A semi-final is, as we all know, a semi-final - it's the old cliche.
• I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather.
  The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay....
• A metaphor is like a simile. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh