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• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• Bart: May I have some more lima beans, please? Lisa
  Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that....
• Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
  You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Homercles: Come to Homercles! Marge: [laughs] I can't!
  The beans will burn! Homercles: Homercles cares not for beans!...
• I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
  Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
  Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
• Lisa: {We _are_ insured, aren't we, Mom?} Marge: {Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.
  } Homer: {Curse you, magic beans!} Marge: {Oh, stop blaming the beans.} -- "Homer the Vigilante...
• Surely you must have noticed something in the air? Well yes, of course, but I thought that was Private Baldrick.
  -- Edmund and George : Goodbyeee......