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• Homer: Anyone lose their glasses? [no one answers] Last chance!
  [still no one answers] Woo-hoo! [Homer fishes the glasses out of the toilet....
• Lisa: {We _are_ insured, aren't we, Mom?} Marge: {Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.
  } Homer: {Curse you, magic beans!} Marge: {Oh, stop blaming the beans.} -- "Homer the Vigilante...
• Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone. Selma
  Her legend will live forever. Homer: [imagining] Yeah....
• Marge: [laughs] You know, I rented another movie, in case you felt better.
  [hands it to him] Homer: "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
  Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
• Beans come from the place where beans are. -- Timeworn Bondei Proverb
• Alright, Baldrick. Let's try again. This is called 'Adding'.
  If I have two beans, and I add _two more_ beans, what do I have?...
• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....