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  Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous....
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• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
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  -- Mom's Law...
• Mom's Law: When they finally do have to take you to the hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
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