Kent: [on TV] And Tonight, The Following Celebrities Have Been Arrested -- [a List Scrolls By] -- While Heather Locklear-Fortensky Remains At Large.

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Kent: [on TV] And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested
-- [a list scrolls by] -- while Heather Locklear-Fortensky remains
at large. Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them
Hugh: You know, I rather like this pub.
Moe: Oho, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World
War II.
Hugh: Yeah, well, we saved _your_ arse in World War III.
Moe: [conciliatory] That's true.
-- A quick comeback at Moe's, "Lisa's Wedding"