I Never Met A Kid I Liked. -- W.C. Field

I Never Met A Kid I Liked. -- W.C. Field

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I never met a kid I liked.
-- W.C. Fields

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Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed. -- W. C. Field
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields (1890-1946)
Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it. -- W. C. Field
Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw." -- W. C. Field
If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw. -- W. C. Field
I never liked room temperature.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
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