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• Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• What is done with joy is always better done. -- H. L. Mencke
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke
• Every man is his own hell. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite.
  They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one....
• It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. -- H. L. Mencke
• Metaphysics is almost always an attempt to prove the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. -- H. L. Mencke