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• Every man sees in his relatives a series of grotesque caricatures of himself. -- H. L. Mencke
• Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Christendom is that part of the world where, if a man declare himself to be a Christian, his hearers laugh at him.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke