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• Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Democracy is the theory that the people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...
• Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. -- H. L. Mencke
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke
• Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. -- H. L. Mencke