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• Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. -- H. L. Mencke
• Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. -- H. L. Mencke
• Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is Justice. -- H L Mencke
• In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Metaphysics is almost always an attempt to prove the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. -- H. L. Mencke
• A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...