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• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• What the meaning of human life may be I don't know
  I incline to suspect that it has none. -- H. L. Mencke...
• A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. -- H. L. Mencke
• Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -- H. L. Mencke
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...
• Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. -- H. L. Mencke