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• What is done with joy is always better done. -- H. L. Mencke
• It is almost sure death to eat cucumbers and drink milk at the same meal. -- H. L. Mencke
• A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. -- H. L. Mencke
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...
• The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals.
  Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics....