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• Want to see the great outdoors? Become a Scoutmaster.
• There's the commercial on TV where the woman is smelling her clothes.
  She says, "They smell as fresh as all outdoors!" Is that ridiculous?...
• I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children.
  -- Monty Burns, "Bart After Dark...
• Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
  -- Sir Thomas Beecham...
• Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors. -- Norman Cousi
• To be known as prudent, reserve a few things to be done outdoors for days when the weather will not permit these activities.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself checking for sharks whenever you stir outdoors.
• Marge: This year I want us to do things together as a family, and get a lot of good exercise outdoors so we'll have a lot of wonderful memories of our vacation.
  Bart: Don't worry Mom, we'll make you proud of us....