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• I vent, therefore I am. -- Dennis Mille
• I'm very insecure--I get depressed when I find out the people I hate don't like me.
  I'm kind of paranoid too. I often think the car in front of me is following me the long way around....
• I think the easiest job in the world has to be coroner.
  Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen?...
• ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS
  Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis....
• If it's suicide you're after Master Bruce, I have the recipe for an old family potion.
  It's slow working and quite painful, you'd like it....
• I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time. -- Dennis Mille
• She's a very dominant woman; she walks on the ground I worship -- Dennis Mille
• Bart: Wow! Can I see your club? Cop: It's called a baton, son.
  Bart: Oh. What's it for? Cop: We club people with it....
• Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
  Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....