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  .. -- F. H. Wales (1936)...
• I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. -- Rule #4
• In 1950 the cheapest computers cost the same as the most expensive Rolls Royce.
  If both had developed at the same rate the Rolls would...
• The death rate on Earth is: .... (computing) .... One per person.
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrate
• Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself.
  Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -- Steven Wrigh...
• I usually take a two-hour nap, from 1:00 to 4:00. -- Yogi Berra
• The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.